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Yum, yum, yum! We had some fun last week in faux meat land. Food Fight carries several different kinds of Asian faux meat, the only one we’d tried up to this point was the chik’n nuggets. But everyone kept talking about the famed ham tube, a large frozen cylinder of faux ham with strange, sex-toy looking nodules all over it. The combination of its tube form and the freaky texture has never made it really enticing, per say, but all the hype got to me and I had to buy one.
It’s a big tube, so the first evening I made a quick pressure-cooker corn and potato chowder with some lightly friend ham cubes. It’s not really so hammy, but it makes for a good faux meat fix.

We planned on having a heathen Easter dinner anyway, so what’s better than a glazed ham tube to top the whole event?

Let me tell you, I was not that crazy about it in the chowder, but this glazed ham tube, which I glazed with a mixture of agave, apricot preserves and a hint of dijon, was SO good! I spiral cut it before glazing it and baked it covered in foil for about 1 1/2 hours at 350, turning it every 20 minutes or so. It really nicely glazed and was incredibly flavorful. And what’s more fun than saying you made a spiral cut glazed ham tube for Easter?

Here’s the whole meal: mashed potatoes with mushroom gravy, homemade wheat rolls, steamed broccoli and, of course, the ham tube!
On Saturday they FINALLY came and replaced our new/broken oven and brought us our new/working oven, so I had to try it out. And what a better dessert to break in a new oven with than a Boston Cream Pie! This recipe is from my upcoming (coming up really soon!) cookbook, The Damn Tasty! Vegan Baking Guide.

Two fluffy yellow cake layers with a thick layer of vanilla cream in the middle, coated with chocolate ganache and, on Sunday, decorated with fresh strawberries. Jim and I were both huge BCP fans when we were omnis and I try not to make this too often because it doesn’t last long in our house. We polished off the last piece tonight, actually.

And as my gift to you, the recipe for this springtime treat is on my Recipes page. Enjoy!
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this pie is a thing of beauty! I’m adding the recipe to my “to-do” list. you are a genius.
Comment by Celine April 10, 2007 @ 10:30 pmyou’ll give us info on the cookbook when it’s released? I’m way interested of course.
Oh dear… that pie looks delicious. And so beautiful!
Comment by laura jesser April 11, 2007 @ 11:02 amI think the faux ham I buy in our Toronto asian market is the same thing as it also has those funny little “sex toy” bumps…ha ha you crack me up.
The shop keeper let me onto a great secret…you can freeze the stuff. So, I usually split mine in 3 and wrap it really well for the freezer. It tastes the exact same to me once it is thawed.
Comment by megan the vegan April 11, 2007 @ 12:07 pmThe ham in your chowder looks so “real!” Everything looks great, and I am excited to try out your pie recipe. I am even more excited for your cookbook to come out!!
Courtney
Comment by Courtney April 11, 2007 @ 2:56 pmHow funny to see this “ham” – i just bought one today at SIPZ restaurant here in San Diego. They carry stuff in their freezer that they sell to peeps who “know to ask.” Wow, i never thought of doing what you did with your ham there… totally try-able. Thanks for that.
The eclair/cake situation really is incredible. i would totally love a few pieces of that myself. Totally gorgeous to look at and worth every decadent bite, of that i have no doubt.
Off to check the recipe on that one!
Comment by K April 11, 2007 @ 7:38 pmthe ham looks great, but the Boston Cream Pie, oh my!!!! im melting. is very beautiful.
Comment by Johanna April 12, 2007 @ 4:51 amMan, I am behind the times somethin’ fierce! Love the new digs.
That ham spiral looks absolutely sumptuous. Mmmm…glaze. I tried to make a “hammy” seitan o’ greatness for Easter, not so much hammy but pretty tasty anyway.
Also, I’m drooling over that cream pie. I wish I was making and eating sugary baked things these days.
Looking forward to your book!
Comment by Shananigans April 12, 2007 @ 11:53 amI love that you spiral cut and glazed the “ham”! What a great easter plate. But the pie – wowie! I’m dying for your cookbook!
Comment by Diann April 12, 2007 @ 4:58 pmI love Asian-style faux meats, especially at restaurants. Oh, and what a beautiful boston creme pie- thanks for the recipe! Very spring-y.
Comment by bazu April 12, 2007 @ 5:48 pmYour Boston Cream Pie looks AMAZING!! I’m going to have to give it a try this weekend. Thanks for sharing such an awesome looking recipe. I can’t wait for the book.
Comment by Julie Hasson April 12, 2007 @ 9:27 pmOh – I hope that ham is in your cookbook! It looks sooooo yummy. And now my man is requesting the bost cream pie because he so very much liked your recipe for choc/peanutbutter cookies!
Comment by Dee April 13, 2007 @ 10:59 amThe boston creme pie is the best looking thing I’ve seen on this blog yet! Great stuff.
I’ve had the ham tube McGonnigles at Tube a bunch, but can’t bring myself (really it’s the bf who wants it..) to spend over 9 bucks on a fake meat from food fight. Fubonn has cheaper ham tubes, yet none are vegan, gosh darn it. I’m glad you liked it!
Comment by jess April 13, 2007 @ 2:32 pmThat cake looks so amazing! I am so tempted to run off and make it right now…but I fear I may eat it all myself!!
Comment by scottishvegan April 17, 2007 @ 4:54 pmOh my! You are truly a master baker!!1
Comment by sandy April 24, 2007 @ 8:22 pmxo,
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