Squirrel’s Vegan Kitchen

I’ve never googled anything that would bring up your “Adventures with Ham Tube and a Boston Cream Pie” post (thank goodness), but my mom recently asked me if I’ve ever heard that soy can increase breast tissue growth. Of course, I had to google “big soy boobs” to find out and let’s just say the results were inconclusive.

I can’t say that I’ve ever googled anything controversial or shocking; but oh my goodness the list of Google search queries that have brought up your blog are hilarious!! :0D

Oh, man! I am always googling stuff. I have even cheated on crossword puzzles by googling the clues. Once I was making a special cake and it called for “blind baking” I didn’t know what that was or how to do it. Enter that into Google and get some weird sites. Thank goodness for the little preview list so that you don’t have to look at every web site.

That is too funny! My favorite was “Little boy with carrots in his ears”–first of all, WHY would anyone be searching for that?! And, why would that link to you??

I have searched for so many strange things, but none as weird as the ones you posted! Recently, due to the hot, humid MN summer, I was having problems with fruit flies (I am SO looking forward to fall so I can open the windows and get the humidity and fruit flies OUT of my apt! Sorry–I know you are longing for summer…). So, I googled something like “fruit flies in the kitchen” and “getting rid of fruit flies without pesticides.” Okay, those pale in comparison to the others, so maybe I actually don’t google strange things…

Courtney

Kris, there is NO WAY I’m telling you what the weirdest thing I googled was! I will tell you, people have found my site googling “miss potatos”, and something about forcing girls to hold their pee (in, not in their hand). I can’t remember the exact wording, but Ewww.

I’m dreading fall, though I know I should embrace it. I just like the hot weather, I like to live in tank tops and shoeless. I like to leave the windows open day and night (especially at night).

the story of me finding this site: a family member follows weight watchers off and on. amongst her literature from their program is a book that lists foods and their “points” values. squirrel is in this book which i would think even non-vegetarians would find disgusting but apparently not. so she made a joke about my bringing a vegan equivalent to whatever family gathering there is (ie, bringing tofurky at thanksgiving, tofu dogs camping, etc). for some reason we decided to google vegan squirrel and whaddaya know?

omg What’s the weird sex act? I want to know…no, no I don’t. Ew. I Google weird things occasionally-looking for specific info–but nothing that weird!!

I’ll be honest…I once googled “black poop” for my best friend because she thought her craps were really too dark for normal poo.

That’s gross, I’m sorry.

Well, it’s not really weird, more eh.. stupid. ‘all spice ingredients’. A recipe called for all spice and I did not have any. So I thought, I’ll google for the ingredients and make it myself…

Your key words report is a scream. The weirdest thing I have ever googled? Squirrel the Vegan. WHy is that weird? Squirrel’s–other than you–are not vegan.

This post cracks me up! There are so many weird reasons that people end up on one webpage or another… Some of the weirdest google searches I’ve done involve my research, so like “teacup made of fur” or “disembodied doll parts.”
I’m also sad to report that a large number of google searches that lead to my blog seem to be by diet-obsessed people (because I did a series of posts about detox in January). Uh, good luck folks, mine is not a diet blog!

And, I know exactly what you mean by resisting Fall. It’s not that I hate fall, it’s that I feel I didn’t get enough summer! We had a chilly, wet summer, our garden did really badly, and now, BOOM! Fall, holidays, deadlines, bills, blah.

I tend to google Vegan followed by a type of definitley non vegan dish to see if anyone has made a vegan version of whatever it is, Vegan Steak and Kidney Pie, Vegan Beef Wellington etc.

I’m a costume designer so I am often googling not only information but images as well (and can I just say that I love the fact that “google” is a verb?!). Try the weird stuff with images and it gets even weirder! Hmm…adventures with ham tube….hmm
Aimee

I love all your weird googles! I’m resisting autumn all I can, but it’s getting increasinlgy difficult, it’s dark outside when I get up in the morning nowadays.

The weirdest google that I can think of that I’ve made is poo related. When I was a kid we used to eat beetroots like crazy to watch our pee turn pink but we never thought about the poo aspect. beetroot pink poop doesn’t really give any answer though, apparently it turns more purple and dark reddish than pink. Bummer!

hey!
i’m not sure what the weirdest thing i’ve ever googled is, but for a long time a few years ago, i was fascinated by websites talking about re-growing circumcised foreskin.

:-/

xo
kittee

This isn’t too weird, but I recently googled Pepsi, Coke, and caffeine to see which had more caffeine. (Pepsi does.) I normally try to avoid soda but I was sooo tired that day and I don’t like coffee or tea.

I’m with you; summer went by way too fast!

I don’t think I’ve ever googled anything weird. “John Lennon eats squirrils”? WTF? I’m obviously not very computer savvy because I have no idea how you found this out. Care to share? I’d love to know how people are directed to my blog. Or maybe not! LOL!

Actually, I was really disappointed when I searched for recipes for making squirrels and your website didn’t have any. Sadly, I had to settle for peppermint pucks. You know, those pucks don’t eat the squirrel feed from my backyard feeder. I guess I need to search for what to feed peppermint pucks. Hmmm.

“Little boy with carrots in his ears” is hilarious!!! I was just telling someone how someone found MY blog by googling “triathlete for breakfast”. It made me a little nervous…

hey kris, just me beth from pa., and i think that your website is just wonderful, some of your recipes look really good take care!!!